quiz

your job should you choose to take the challenge is to figure out what is happening and why.

at lunch i looked out my window and saw a staff member fly by my house in his truck...my block is only one block long and he was really flying... inside the truck was a very fat sheep with all the wool still on. racing madly beside the truck was the staff member's yellow dog. while i was thinking about that... as far as i knew this staff member did not own a sheep.... he zoomed by again... with sheep in truck and dog chasing after.... and it happened all again one more time.

he speaks kinda slow and walks kinda slow...never seen him drive so fast.

renewal, sort of

crazy me signed up for two online courses to run congruently--june 5 - june 30. i checked to see if they showed up where they were supposed to. i was able to get to blackboard where they were supposed to show up, but they didn't. emailed both professors. one said she would activate the site on monday, the day the class started. + for professor

the other said there were server problems, and...... i would have better luck using explorer. - points for professor

how does he know what i am using to start with, and if i can get to blackboard then.... i think i am okay....i think he\she just hasn't activated the site.

but they both emailed a prompt return. +'s for both

ring, ring

after sitting in interstate traffice for an hour at a speed of 1 mile an hour, my temper and my bottom decided we needed a break. it was past lunch time and i needed gas so i pulled off into some unknown place and found a country kitchen for refueling me after refueling muffy. i'm sitting quietly reading my text for summer on line classes when the phone rings. just twice. before i can pick it up it quits. so i read. it rings twice at least two more times. really annoying. so i pull it out and press recall on the last incoming call and ask stravens what can i do for him. he says i didn't call. i figure he is embarrassed because he called the wrong number...... 5 times. so i look at the number on the phone which is his, but it was the wrong time. i put the phone away thinking it is going psycho. i read, the phone rings, i pull it out, look at it, put it to my ear..... the waitress says... it isn't your phone.
sigh